Elrond, could you please teach me to Disco?
Ohhhh, gawd, you CAN'T be serious.
(kind of sheepishly) Well, yes. I want to try and beat Boromir.
Ohhh, PLEASE don't make me relive those days. I buried them, and now I am trying to forget them.
Go away, Gandalf. And don't ask me again.
Try Galadriel, she used to be a dancer.
Galadriel, would you please teach me to Disco Dance?
Foolish Wizard! Who told you I Discoed?!
ahhh, Elrond did!
That's a shame. I will have to kill him, then. I will NOT teach you to disco, Gandalf. But I know one who can. The Balrog of Moria used to be a really hot...uhhh, I mean, a great dancer.