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Ren the Unclean · 05-14-2011, 04:40 PM

Here's another one.

If I were a Maia, and my Vala had me doing a lot more errands and chores than usual such that I was feeling oppressed, I would want a t shirt that read,

"Maia" means "Servant"
It does not mean "Slave"

for Elves:

A Elbereth Gilthoniel
Silivren penna míriel
O menel aglar elenath
Gilthoniel, A! Elbereth

Pippin might have on that said,

"What about Second Breakfast?"

and Sauron's would say,

"All I want is a band of gold" (with apolgies to Freda Payne and her excellent song from the '70's.)

05-14-2011, 04:40 PM	#7
Ren the Unclean Newly Deceased Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 7	Here's another one. If I were a Maia, and my Vala had me doing a lot more errands and chores than usual such that I was feeling oppressed, I would want a t shirt that read, "Maia" means "Servant" It does not mean "Slave" for Elves: A Elbereth Gilthoniel Silivren penna míriel O menel aglar elenath Gilthoniel, A! Elbereth Pippin might have on that said, "What about Second Breakfast?" and Sauron's would say, "All I want is a band of gold" (with apolgies to Freda Payne and her excellent song from the '70's.) __________________ ... and walked behind him on the same ruinous path down into the Void. Last edited by Ren the Unclean; 05-16-2011 at 08:27 PM.