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Right about then, Aragorn stepped on the garden rake.
Or...
Right about then, Aragorn tripped the hidden trap door.
Or...
Right about then, Aragorn ran into Pippin's wingéd helm.
Or...
Right about then, Aragorn turned tail and bravely charged the other way.
Or...
Right about then, Aragorn charged the wrong Black Gate and swore off Mapquest forever.
Or...
"Do you hear that, King of Gondor? Those are the shrieking Nazgul. They always shriek the loudest when they're about to feed on human flesh!"
(Aragorn doesn't get eaten by the Nazgul at this time)
Or...
To his eternal shame, Aragorn's victory shout sounded more like a victory squeal.
Or...
"Disooorder! Disoorder! Disoooo-oooo-oorder!"
Or...
Right about then, Oddwen ran out of
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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