Bwa na naaa!
Legolas- The red dawn. Chicken Soup has been spilled this night.
Gandalf- He was fried by the balrog and was returning as Chicken the White. He was comign to Helm's Deep at the turning of the tide.
Pippin- He was taking a shortcut
Sam- A shortcut to what?
Merry- MUSHROOMS!
Bilbo- Because the road goes ever on and on...
Elrond- Pray Chicken remember the words of the Cnl. Sanders, and the Pathways of the Extra Crispy.
Aragorn- It was a dream.
Arwen- Then it was an extra crispy dream.
Elrond- Because there was nothing left for him here but death and eleven secret herbs and spices. In two flavors- Original Recipe and Extra Crispy.
Poor Glorfindel- Ask Peter Jackson. The chicken probably replaced Tom Bombadil.
Those were dumb.. Oh well.
MAEG!
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.
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