Very Classified Advert--Bottom of the Barrow
Eddie Orc Sports and Expedition Outfitters
Check out our birthday specials! Discounts up to 70% in honour of the Downs' birthday.
Second hand pots and pans--no reasonable offer refused--comes with special recipe for coney stew
Reconfigured military equipment--check out the latest in our snow blowers and lawn mowers--guaranteed to produce elven-proof results!
Huge selection of army surplus bedrolls, tents, axes, port-a-potties
Also, Skateboarders: Come to us for expert shield alterations. There is no shield that cannot be wheeled by our expert fitters and machinists.
A few mumak seats are still available--ideal for patio or pool-side furniture.
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I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.
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