I assign riding your bicycle at breakneck speed, while at the same time using only one hand and carrying a delicate package in the other.
I also assign breaking a whole lot of safety rules, especially those concerning bicycling. No, I will not wear a helmet, or walk across intersections, or come to a complete stop before getting off. And yes, I will ride diagonally across a parking lot, use only one hand to steer, and a whole lot of other things that do not include following the rules.
PS:
Mith, I love old tablecloths! For some reason tablecloths are just so much part of a family, and they can be such a part from very long ago.