GANDALF: Hold out your hand, Frodo. It's quite cool. What can you see? Can you see anything?
FRODO: Okay.. AAAGHHH!!! IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!! IT FREEZES!!! You tricked me, Gandalf! I can't believe it! Now all I can see is my singed hand!! Take the stupid ring, and leave me in peace!
ARAGORN: Open war is upon you, whether you would risk it or not.
THEODEN: When last I looked I was mortally wounded by the eyebrows of Lord Elrond. How did you live in Rivendell so long and survive the flappage? You truly are a brave man, Aragorn!
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