Okay, I could easily lynch
Agan for her poor taste in Swedish music. Or
Eomer, because I'd never trust a man with a kilt (you know that whole underwear situation
). Or
Fea, for wearing stilettos. No woman of honest intentions would do that. Or
Greenie, for trying to make me fat. But somehow it doesn't seem fair...
So a kind request: could someone please do something suspicious before I get back from work? Okay?