Man, those movie threads really have a knack for questionable titles!
Who is more beautiful, Aragorn or Legolas? - the REAL battle of the Third Age!
If You Could Change The Script - I would dress Sauron in polka-dotted underwear.
I did not... - Oh yes you did!
Sauron speaks? - what, you didn't know many sentient beings can talk?
A Drinking Misconception - "Wait, you're actually a Dwarf?" says Legolas after his beer-party with Gimli in Rohan.
Anyone know where I can find pictures of Gildor? - under the pillows of his fangirls.
Rocks: The orcs' weakness. - hit them enough times and they die.
Does This Quote Mean Anything To You? - nope. Don't give two cents about it.
A New Elrond - made with 100% recycled material!
For anyone who's ever wanted a "Legolas Braid" - man, you're never gonna sell your product with this advertising!
PLZ HELP - ASSIGNMENT - TTT DVD Chapters
Help me!
HELP!!!!!!!!! - ok, calm down!
Where is the horse and the rider? - weren't they just there?
How many times should we cry (or want to) in RotK? - hmmm..., let's make it 3.14 times.
Did Gollum remind you of someone? - how about... Gollum?
What is with the silent Elf??? Silence???
Does Frodo Baggins have a wife or a girl friend? - no no, I was just wondering if the spot was vacant.
What disappointed you about The Two Towers? - erm, The Two Towers?
A Touching Thought... - how touching indeed.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera
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