Plasic Surgery! Dude. I guess I am lame, i was thinking more alomg the lines of the costume and theatre shop down the road. Then I can just buy prosthetics.
You decided to go to school in an Elf costume, just because you are borde(SP).
Not to mention you want of contacts and dental surgury(not for the crooked teeth, but to keep them from getting worse. Not to mention to lessen pain). Although you are thinking of just being of the race of man and pretending to be the decendant of Aragorn and Arwen.......
Youre obsessed grandmother keeps buying you elven and hobbit cloths, although she buys them in the wrong colors. I hate sparly stuff..... Although the last dress she baught was the right color,black, it me fits in the hips and is too big in the top!!!! I am turning into a Hobbit!!! AAAAHHHHHHH! I guess it can't be all that bad. I mean I am getting fat.
You are concidering cheacking out a copy of the Hobbit on tape and dubing a tape for your self at work....
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