You thought all you had to worry about was disease, war, famine, pestilence, plague and death...but you hadnt met the hobbits from hell...
Frodo: Wooooo! You alright down there Gandalph? Wheeee!
Bilbo: Whoohoo! Yeah dude, I told you the ceiling was low.
Frodo: Man, that pipeweed was strong stuff! I can see little flying orcs!
Bilbo: Not pipeweed Frodo. Just weed. Whooo...now I can see flying dragons!...
Frodo: Uh oh...where are Merry and Pippin?
*Look at each other*
"DUCK!"
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I am what I was, a harmless little devil
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