Denethor walks into Dr.Smeagol/Gollums' office looking beside himself with glee at the fact that his face is covered in 3rd degree burns.
Gollum: What bothers you we wonders
Denethor quickly looks around the room for whoever Besides Smeagol wonders what is bothering him. Seeing that no one else is there he sits down.
Denethor: Well as you can see I am a severe pyromaniac and I need help.
Gollum: He likes fire yeeessss does the crazy king looove fire is it precious
to him?
Denethor: Yes you could say that
Gollum: YOU IDIOT THERE IS ONLY ONE PRCIOUS AND ITS GONE SO FIRE CANNOT BE PRECIOUS!
Gollum begins to moan loudly and roll on the floor
Denethor: Would you like to lie down
Gollum: YEESSS we would yessss
denethor walks to gollums chair an picks up his clipboard as gollum lies on the patients couch
Denethor: Well Mr.Gollum what was this "PRECIOUS"....... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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