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Old 12-08-2015, 04:59 PM   #143
Galadriel55
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Modified jokes I've seen lately

- Smeagol, where does Sauron keep his armies?
- In his sleevies.

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Sam couldn't break into the Tower of Cirith Ungol, so he broke into song.

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Bert the Troll wondered where the sun was. Then it dawned on him.

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Starving in Mirkwood Bilbo kept thinking, It's hard to beat a boiled egg in the morning.
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