Sméagol: "Déagol, my love..."
Déagol: "Oh, don't say that. You're just asking for a bunch of juvenille gay jokes. Why can't you say 'Déagol, my pal' or—"
Sméagol: "Déagol—"
Déagol: "—'Déagol my buddy' or—"
Sméagol: "Déagol—"
Déagol: "—'Déagol my friend' or—"
Sméagol: "Déagol!"
Déagol: "What?"
Sméagol: "Don't worry about it. I'm lying, and I'm going to kill you in a moment or two."
Déagol: "Oh...okay...I guess."