Celuien, you're crackin' me up. Good try on the lisping orc. There are a couple things to edit, since I'm being picky.
Make every 's' a 'th'. 'famouth'
Make every 'l' and 'r' a 'w'. deal becomes deaw. right becomes wight
And every once in a while, a 'y' becomes 'w'. 'you' -> 'woo'.
Lucky for you guys the lisping orcs are only the artsy fartsy ones that come with the reality tv show, which is only going to be around from now until you get through ALL the test.