[Diamond18]

Haha! Monty Python, right? Love that scene!

Here's one from True Grit (not exactly scene for scene, but all I can think of at the moment):

Frodo (to Strider): "They tell me you're a man with true grit...I want a man with grit to help me destroy the ring and hunt down Tom Sauron, that nasty cur that killed a lotta people's fathers."

Strider: "That so, eh? Well, me and General Price here-" pats sword "-will think it over after a pint of genuine rectified busthead, aged in a keg. Want a drink?"

Frodo: "I will not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains."

Strider: "Looks like your friends over there did, though."

He points to Pippin, Sam and Merry with Butterbur.

Butterbur: "Would you like some chicken and dumplings?"

Sam: "Might as well, though I can't see twenty-five cents in a little flour and grease."

Merry: "Careful of that, it'll hurt your eyes."

Sam: "Why?"

Merry: "Lookin' for the chicken!"

Butterbur: "Impudent bastards."

Pippin: "Baggins? Sure I know a Baggins!"

Strider: "Looks like you should go do something, Baby Sister."

Frodo, "What the...? I'm not a girl!!!"