*Council of Elrond; Gimli has just attempted to destroy the One Pair of Pants*
Elrond: "These pants cannot be destroyed by any means that we here posses, master Gimli. Not even scissors will cut this pair. They must be cast into the fiery textile factory from whence they came."
Here's a few new chapter titles from "The Hobbit" and "The Lord of the Rings":
"Out of the Frying-Pan and Into the Pants"
"A Knife in the Pants"
"Riddles in the Pants" or "Pants in the Dark"
"A Short-Cut to Pants"
"A Long-Expected Pants"
"An Unexpected Pants"
"The Long Pants"
Brain meltdown; too much to do with exams coming up.
