I see Werewolf has you in its furry grasp,
G55!
Well, here's a few more:
Guest from Middle Earth –That's his
story, anyway...
But I DO have a degree in Tolkienology!!! –And I have a bridge I can sell you really cheaply...
Sauron....who is sauron –*sigh* Maybe it's time the title was changed to 'Lord of Not Paying Attention'. 
I Will Make Personal Pics For Anyone Who Wants Them –And Even More Personal Pics For Anyone Who Doesn't Want Them... Mwa-ha-ha!
Rabbits in Middle Earth? –Elves I can believe, but RABBITS! Everyone knows they're just a myth!