So in the end
Greenie will be what she will be:
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McGandalf's critically acclaimed (and Fili-approved) fried chicken takes over Narnia.
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Rune sat alone on his seat of stone:
Nog's going home again, water-lilies bringing:
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Faramir comes out from the closet as MC "Faramir Cubbler" and opens a fast food chain in Ithilien. Feeling the competition, Gandalf uncloacks finally revealing himself to be none other but the one and only MC "Bearded Bird", and challenges MC FC in to a freestyle battle.
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Gil-Galad cuts down trees, he eats his lunch:
Aaand here's a special extra treat from
Gil - freestyle rapping!
It's MC Bearded Bird, the name everyone has feared.
What else do I got to say? when I make my Hobbits go Hey!
Nice forest you have- Oh wait.
Nice city on the river you have- Oh wait.
What's the matter MC FC? Daddy issues possibly?
How is the House of Healing? More like the House of sucking.
I know that doesn't rhyme, but I'm a freakin' Wizard.
When I uncloak, I break space and time!
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This is MC Faramir Cubbler, I'm a mean mother fubbler.
When you see my Rangers, you know that you're in danger!
With all your uncloaking about, no wonder the Hobbits never go out.
But here's the secret, I'm outta the closet.
Wanna makeout?