Legolas: you accused me of having a fling with Erana!
Haldir: hey she's my sister hence I stole her key to her diary I read everything!
Legolas: Let me see..*reads diary*..Hey that's A hobbits tale! You numbskull!
Haldir:Oops.
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Girls have fun. Girls with guns have more fun!
Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with chocolate!
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