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I'm no da Vinci, but... I am a renaissance artist.
Tolkien puns But let's see how fast he runs. Mwahahaha!
Do you live with someone from Middle-earth? What, you mean those Hobbits in my garden?
Middle Earth Dating Service Sign me up!
Fantasizing Am I?
Seeing Tolkiens World in todays landscapes... Well they definitely are...
Middle-Earth Essence An essential ingredient of Lembas.
The Future of the Downs More grass.
If each member of the Fellowship was a food.... Which would kill you first?
If Lord of the Rings had been adapted as Anime... Less people would've watched it.
Math in LOTR Science in The Hobbit.
How do ya get a degree in Tolkienology? At the Barrow-Downs University.
Potatoes Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
Pack your bags and go! Ok! Ok! I'll leave.
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