Legolas: Wow, would you look at that! I've never seen something so wonderful in my entire life! I'm mean, it just stands out! Look at how the sun just shines on it! It's gorgeous, I tell you. Gorgeous!
Aragorn: Yeah, we get it Legolas. You think the forest is beautiful.
Legolas: Forest? What forest? I was talking about that small rock down there. It's so shiny and polished and.....oh man, I've gotta have that rock!
*Legolas runs down to get the rock*
Boromir: What the....
Gimli: I've encouraged him to start a rock collection. This is his 1,121 rock so far. *smiles proudly*
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Nolite te bastardes carborundorum
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