Hey, you skipped a very important scene back there. I'll parody it...
*Gandalf arrives at Isengard*
SARUMAN: Smoke rises from the Mountain of Fire, the hour draws late, Gandalf the Gray rides to Isengard seeking my council, and MY COFFEE STILL ISN'T DONE!!!
ORC: OK, masster, here'ssss youurrrr coffeeee, don't hurt meeee...
SARUMAN: Thank you. I can never get through the day without it.
GANDALF: *ahem* What is that orc doing here?
*the orc hides*
SARUMAN: OOPS! You -uh- weren't supposed to see that. OH, I mean, uh, for that is why you have come, is it not? My old friend...
GANDALF: It was right there, under my very nose...
SARUMAN: And you did not have the wit to see it? Your love of the Halflings' leaf has clearly slowed your mind....
GANDALF: Yes, I believe it has. In fact *hehehehe* I'm rather *hahahaha* high on it *hoohoohoohoo* right now.
PJ: CUT!!!!!!!!!! Ian, you weren't really supposed to smoke it!
GANDALF: *heeheeheeheehee*
PJ: *sigh* OK, I guess we'll take a short break here...
(Before you do the next scene with Aragorn and the Hobbits, please be so kind as to finish this one, OK?)
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