Ok, ok, you've all done very well and I think its time to give up the game.
symestreem's work was very clever and
Fea's hefty description is damn close!
One point of contention. Muscles? Bah! I look like a typical skinny indie bloke who smokes way too much cigarettes (although I've never even touched one).
Alas! I am always going to be more slender Elf than King of Rohan.
Drinking age is 18 here in the UK. Though too many young idiots take advantage of that and cause drunken mayhem. There's always pros and cons isn't there?!