I had Smurfs on my mind for some bizarre reason, so I couldn't help but come up with this: (please note that this is extremely bizarre and inane, like most of my comedy scenes)
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(After the Hobbits run through the field and fall down that cliff/hill)
Sam: Trust a Brandybuck and a Took!
Merry: That was just a detour... a shortcut!
Sam: Shortcut to what?
Pippin: Mushrooms!
(Sam, Merry and Pippin pick up the mushrooms.)
Smurf: Hey, that's my house you're smurfing up, you house-smurfers!
Sam: ***?
Another Smurf: Oh no! My house is being eaten! Someone smurf Papa Smurf!
Papa Smurf: Now what the Smurf is the meaning of this?
Smurf: Those giants are smurfing our homes?
Pippin: Giants? *looks around* Where?
Hefty Smurf: SMURF THEM!!!
(All the Smurfs jump on the Hobbits and attack.)
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Do not meddle in the affairs of Robin Headstrong, for she is quick to anger and knows karate. Kya!
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