I am now officially scared.
A Swiss army knife for elven ears? That's just...frightening. (of course, who am I to talk? As soon as I have the money, I'm going to have Elven ears by way of plastic surgery.)
Your best friend has you to even mention LotR, ever. She is sick and tired of "My preciousss" and "You cannot pass!" What's scary is...so am I. (must read the Silm again to get more obscure quotes.)
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