Warning - skwerlz can find their way to Sweden and Denmark and to much farther locations if necessary. After all, their fearless leader (= princess) is located quite centrally in Germany!
Now that this thread has lightened up so much, perhaps we should tie it back down to earth with posts that have something to do with the actual topic. If I have time soon, I may split it for the enjoyment of those who would like to continue along the humorous line of thought.
Posts that are completely off-topic will be deleted without further notice.
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth..
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