"I'm telling ye Burt, this just ain't right!"
"I heard ye the first time, Andy..."
"Mr. Peterson's "Guide to the Birds of the Southern 'Emispere' clearly states that the Kiwi is a flightless bird..."
"Keep flappin'."
"...with vestigul wings and shaggy, 'air-like feathers. So by rights, it is aerodinamically impossible for us to be flittin' about in the upper atmosphere. The lot of us should have plummeted like a Balrog the minute we left that tower..."
"I told ye before, Andy, We're enchanted!"
"ENCHANTED! Now who's the poncy little git who agreed to that! Nobody said nothin' to me about no enchantments when we signed up for this job."
"Monty agreed to it. It seemed like good deal at the time, and the job paid well..."
"Oh, well, Monty! He'll agree to anything if you show him the jack up front. But did Monty ever consider that we have no tails? How the 'ell did he expect us to steer? Bit awkward, flappin' around up here without a rudder-like tail. Makes navigation a bit difficult, ye know..."
"Would ye just shut your cake-hole and keep flappin'!"
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