What happens when you try to cut nails with a sword...
Frodo's nailbar didn't get off to a good start. Not only did he amputate the Hulk's hand but it was the first manicure with a three hundred percent mortality rate.
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace
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