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Old 08-31-2002, 02:49 PM   #9
Judge Simon
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: London
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Judge Simon has just left Hobbiton.
Pipe

Shade rolled his eyes at the hobbit and her behavior and then he shouted to the guards
Shade-What do you think you're doing?
Guard-She's a thief
Guard2_We're taking her to the stocks
Shade-Well, don't bother with that[he said walking over] those are my muffins
Guard-You moffins[he asked in disbelief]
Shade-[walks right up to the guard and gets in his face] Yeah, got a problem with that?
Guard-N-n-no, well if they're yours, what would you have us do to this one[he said talking about the hobbit]
Shade-Buy her a pint of ale and go away.
Guard-Yes sir, right away sir.
The guard muttered the order to the barkeep and then walked away very quickly.
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