Legolas: Hold still, while I practice the Heimlich maneuvre on you.
Boromir: Hehehehehe! Stop that, I'm ticklish!
OR
Legolas: Hold me, Bori, I'm scared!
Boromir(bursting into laughter): Geez, you're such a chicken!
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And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.
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