Phact: the phantom once punched Chuck Norris. The effect of two such forces being near each other annihilated both of them. the phantom came back from the dead. Chuck Norris didn't, so tp used his omnipresence to impersonate him.
Phact: J.R.R. Tolkien was really the phantom in disguise.
Phact: the phantom may or may not actually be himself in disguise.
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Every human should have a cat or two in their care, to teach them the meaning of the word, and to correct them.
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