Phact: the phantom takes the bite from the MacIntosh and looks out the Windows.
Phact: fool a man - shame on you. Fool a superior - well, just don't fool a superior. You can never fool the phantom.
Phact: the phantom's second-favourite dish is roasted snake feet. His favourite is fried fish lungs.
Phact: the phantom can defeat himself and win.
Phact: the phantom once flew to the sun. How did he manage the temperature? He flew at night.
Phact: Sauron has only 9 fingers because Isildur chopped one off. He only has 1 eye because... well, let's just say he had a staring contest with the phantom that did not go well for him.
Phact: the phantom once gave Eru and the Ainur some hallucinogen drugs. The result was the creation of Ea.
Phact: Tolkien invented the legendarium. the phantom invented Tolkien.
Phact: Gandalf can make ring shapes out of smoke, but only the phantom, when smoking a pipe, can make Gandalf shapes.
Phact: when Beren confronted him, Carcharoth snapped his jaws around his hand. When he came across the phantom, he tried to do the same trick. As a result Carcharoth suffered severe toothache for the next seven years and lost more than several teeth.
Hmm. xed with some highs.