This is brilliant! Thanks for sharing!
I went with the One Ring inscription:
One ring to rule them all,
and they are nothing but another form of therapy.
One ring to find them
in their own right, and do not want to be related to their particular field or industry in which the two sides of the Atlantic Ocean.
One ring to bring them all
together into an integrated system of care for the elderly and their families, in their homes.
And in the darkness bind them
together into an integrated system of care for their children and grandchildren.
In the Land of Mordor where shadows lie
in the range of their owners, provided for educational purposes only and is not intended to be used in these experiments.
So...that is hilarious. The One Ring can be used in therapy to help the elderly and their families, on either side of the Atlantic Ocean, but only for educational purposes.