I had a dream that
Pio had read my entries in the Green Dragon Inn, and she started praising me on my character development, and how wonderful my post was, and a load of other nonsense. I'm confused, since my post lacked any form of character development whatsoever. I write Pio asking her why she was praising me, and she says that she was trying to bribe me into doing something for her. I woke up before she could say what, though.
Pio, you're an evil, evil woman.