These few spring to mind:
Fëanor: reading a book called Jewel-Making Made Easy
Sauron: Making a picture of a kitten in counted cross-stitch
Radagast: Buying a copy of 101 Pigeon Recipes
Gandalf: Using his time in the library of Minas Tirith to look for pornographic woodcuts
Thorin: Playing Seamus the Happy Leprechaun at a children's party (what exactly did he do for a living when living in exile?)
Glaurung: Singing I'm a Little Teapot with actions.
Wormtongue: Pinning Saruman's portrait to a dartboard
Túrin: Asking Beleg to get rid of a spider for him.
Sam: Pawning the Baggins family silver to buy beer.
Treebeard: Herding trees into a paper mill.
Celeborn: Using the Mirror as a latrine
Aragorn: Using the Palantír of Orthanc to watch Arwen bathing
Denethor: Playing with a toy ship, with appropriate sound effects
Eärendil: Landing in Middle-earth and pretending to be an alien to confuse people.
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