Alrighty, in my town we have a very nice path along the river; it is gravel and beautiful to walk on. I dreamt that my friends and I were walking along this path and all of a sudden Yoda appeared! He told us to follow him, so we did, and he began leading us up these wide, black stone steps that looked suspiciously familiar. Suddenly Yoda turned into Saruman, and he was going to imprison us in Orthanc! I screamed, "This isn't Yoda's house! This is Orthanc! We gotta get out of here before Saruman kills us!" Then we ran and got away.
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I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.
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