The one ring doughnuts
3 1/3 cups all-purpose flour
1 cup sugar
3 taespoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
2 tablespoons shortening
2 eggs
3/4 cup milk
Heat fat or oil (3-4 inches) to 375 degrees in deep fat fryer or kettle. Measure 1 1/2 cups od flour, and remaining ingredients into large mixer bowl. Blend 1/2 minute on low speed, scraping bowl constantly. Beat two minutes medium speed, scraping bowl occasionally. Stir in remainng flour. Turn dough onto well-floured cloth-covered board; roll around lightly to coat with flour. Roll dough gently 3/8 inch thick. cut with floured doughnut cutter.
WIth wide spatula, slide doughnuts into hot fat. Turn doughnuts as they rise to the surface. Fry 2-3 minutes or until golden brown on both sides. Carefully remove from fat; do not prick the surface. Drain. Inscribe each doughnut with a pfrase in the black language. Serve plain, sugared or frosted. CAUTION: MAY CAUSE CHANGE IN ONE'S MOOD. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SPEAKING IN THE THRIRD PERSON AND REFERRING TO THE DOUGHNUT AS 'MY PRECIOUS'
Mho-i'm sure those cannibal dwarves used those recepies all the time [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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Merendis Mthe Mmariner's Mwife
Riding one day in the forest of the Westlands he saw a woman, whose dark hair flowed in the wind, and about her was a green cloak...and he knew her for Erendis...then suddenly he knew in himself the love that he bore her, and he felt the emptiness of his days.
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