Orc stew
don't bother killing them fresh....
just pick one up from the local battlefield....
pick out choicest parts, chop into cubes...
brown in wd40....add semi-spoiled chopped onions, celery, carrots and potatoes...add a lil poison mushroom for good measure....
let simmer for approx. 3hrs....
then invite your worst enemy over for dinner [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
twinkle
p.s. kids don't try this at home without an irresponsible adult present [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
[ April 13, 2002: Message edited by: twinkle ]
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