1. When you realize you forgot to bring a Tolkein book to school with you, you begin to cry at the prospect of NO TOLKIEN for 6 hrs
2. After you find out that LOTR is being made into a musical, you immediately start composing your own and practice them with your other LOTR obssesed friends at play practice . . . . . when you are actually supposed to be practicing for the real musical you'll be performing in 3 weeks!
3. On a trip to Toledo, you're very excited to visit the sword factory and are extremely depressed that you can't buy a sword because it won't fit into your bag and the airplane people don't like people having swords on the airplanes . . . . and the Spanish airplane people are scary - they have big guns
4. You're determinded to find a ring tone for your cell phone that is one of Howard Shore's compositions.