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Old 05-18-2015, 10:15 AM   #14116
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Galadriel55 is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Galadriel55 is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Galadriel55 is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
Gandalf: ...so as we walking along, I thought this would be the perfect place to settle down. I can already see how everything is going to look: in front there will be a little garden -

Thorin: Uhh, Gandalf?

Gandalf: And over here I'll plant some vegetables to see us through the winter. Potatoes would be good, I hear they go well with the fish we can get from those mountain creeks -

Thorin: Gandalf.

Gandalf: Carrots would do nicely, and over here will be the tomato patch -

Thorin: Gandalf. You're not settling down here. We still have a quest.

Gandalf: What quest? If we don't start working on it now, we might lose all the crop!

Thorin: *Eru save us*
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