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Originally Posted by Tuor in Gondolin
So does he date a Laketown girl or an elf for romantic interests?  |
I wouldn't put it past them to have Legolas leaping from the pinnacle of Erebor onto Smaug's back, sticking a dagger in his eye, and sliding down his tail to land safely on the ground. Then he'll quip "Even the biggest worms have their gummy parts".
