Unfinnished Tales –No Finns allowed!
The Timless Void –No Tims, either!
Dragons - Like worms? –Chop them in half, and they keep wriggling.
Sauron and his Ring –rejected title.
Is Frodo the 'King ' who returns? –Of course! Who did you think it was,
Aragorn? I mean,
duh!
Can you bite off someones finger with 6 teeth? –Try it and see!
I was thinking –Good start.
Was Saruman evil.. –Whatever gave you that idea?
Was Sauron Evil? –Just misunderstood.
Merry & Pippin - Good Or Bad –EEEVILLL! The horrible little fiends!
Where do men go? –See that door with the little man on it...?
who is tolkien in fact? –Tolkien who? Never heard of him.
Tolkien is Not Yeats –Ah, there's your answer: some guy who isn't Yeats.
What's beyond the sea? –Land.
Who exactly is Feanor and Celebrimbor? –I'm not sure, but I suspect it involves a nasty transporter accident.
Like mother, like daughter? Ungoliant and Shelob –Who'd have thought being a giant spider would run in the family?
Dwarf Women: The Mystery –Moria's most popular striptease!
Was Tolkien Green? –Sure, you just can't tell from the photographs.
I'm curious... Did Legolas have a wife. –What? Oh, no reason, I just thought he might be... lonely...
age of legolas –is finally drawing to a close, thank Eru!
Are there any books that deal with the story of the one ring? –Nah.
Why is enigma pretty much tied with maia and earth spirit... *head explodes*