C: (me) Okay *flips pages on clipboard until* ringwraith number... 6?
*Ringwraith number six slumps in and wisks over to a seat far awy from the table. He hunches menacingly*
Ringwraith 6: menacing *hissssssssssssss*
C: Oh, throat lozenge?
*Ringwraith Furtively snatches one.*
Ringwraith: Lord, thanks. Haven't been able to talk right since the Witch King had to go ham it up in the movies. Now everybody is dissapointed when I talk like this. They say 'Why don't you talk that funny way. You're not very menacing.' Blithering little-
C:It sounds to me that you have hostility problems toward your leader, Mr. Six, and that you're tired of expectations the world has-
Ringwraith 6: But, but I don't want to Number Six. *starts jumping up and down, and throwing a tantrum* I WANT A NAME!
C: Erm, what name would ou like then?
*Jeapordy music plays in the backround as Ringwraith six picks out a name*
C: Is that Jeapordy music?
Ringwraith 6: I believe it is.
C: Anyway, 'you picked a name out?
Ringwraith 6: Indeed, my name is now, Herbert.
C: *incredulously* Herbert?
Herbert:*looking 'cheerful'* Or Herby.
C: Alright then, back to the, er session.
Herbert/Herby: *deep, terrifying sigh* I can't even think of where to begin with my problems. I hate the head of my branch, that'd be The Witch King, not the boss himself, I'm having trouble concentrating at work. Sometimes I feel I could be doing something so much better, like working for deprived Haradrim kids. But at night I obsess about my job, I obsess about that one ring to rule them all.
C: *is slumped on desk, eyes glazed* Huh! Oh, oh, oh I see. What do you think the root of the problems migh-
*Herbert/Herby has already begun*
Herbert/Herby: I think it began on one sunny day of my youth, when my brother who was not destined to become a great king of men shoved me off the tire swing-
*a buzzer rings*
C: Oh! Time's up! Thank Eru! Go now, go go, GO!
*She shoos him out the door and desolves in a fit of hysterical giggles.*
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Hmm, yes it was pathetic. Oh, well.
[ January 02, 2003: Message edited by: Sadbh ]
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