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Phact: the phantom can win a game of chess in one move.

Phact: the phantom once flew around the world. On his bicycle.

Phact: there was once a man who annoyed the phantom, so the phantom punched him in the back of his face.

Phact: a strong man can push a car. A very strong man can lift a car. the phantom can carry three trucks - one in each hand.

Phact: the phantom lives in the fourth dimension.

Phact: when a man did the phantom a favour, the phantom paid him back in kind, on the 32nd of that month.

Phact: the phantom likes a good morning exercise. He jogs from one end of the Great Wall of China to the other and back every day.

Phact: the phantom is never late. It is the time that is early.

Phact: the phantom won a game of rock-paper-scisors by showing the finger.

Phact: a kid once said that "the phantom is no more real than Santa Clause!" The next Christmas his house exploded.

Phact: the phantom won in the duel between Glorfindel and the Balrog.

Phact: the world was created by God. God was created by the phantom.

Phact: the phantom's biography states that he is the eldest of three and a half children.