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I would replace the horses of Rohan with camels
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Nooo! I can't be a camel!!!
If I were Eru I would:
-Put little voices inside Sauron's head saying "something slipped. You know it has."
-Sprinkle sleeping sand into Sauron's eye.
-Have Farmer Maggot turn his dogs on the Nazgul and make the dogs do it.
-Make all the Nazgul's horses suddenly go lame while they are chasing Frodo.
-Pour purple food dye into the Anduin for a day.
-Make Hobbits famous because they invented chocolate icecream.
It's the posts like this that really need the devil smilie.