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Dr.Treebeard: Tree? he called me A TREE!?! should i buy pink-striped bikinis too...i think that those i bought in the beginning of the 3rd Age are now little too tight...
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Too funny...can't hold in hysterical laughter...HAHAHAHA.
Aragon the therapist is sitting at his desk, polishing his sword. A ring wraith "floats" into the room.
Aragon: So what is your problem, sir..."
Ring Wraith: SCREEEECH! SCREAM SCREECH. YAAHH!
Aragon: Huh, I'm sorry, I don't speak the foul language of Mordor. There are children in this building you know.
Ring Wraith: YAAAH! SCREEK!
Aragon pulls out a note pad, starts doodling while pretending to know what the Ring Wraith is saying.
Aragon: Ah, yes, I see.
Ring Wraith: SCREAM SCREEK!
Aragorn: Hmm...what you need is a bunch of stuffed animals and a tea set.
Aragon writes it down and ushers the Ring Wraith out of the room with his sword.