Quite true
Alas for the Book nearest to me right now...
"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth." And then the murders began.
Edit: Adding a couple more popular creation stories because I was curious.
"There was Eru, the One, who in Arda is called Ilúvatar; and he made first the Ainur, the Holy Ones, that were the offspring of his thought, and they were with him before aught else was made." And then the murders began.
"This is a story about something that happened long ago when your grandfather was a child." And then the murders began.
Last edited by Lhunardawen; 05-13-2020 at 07:49 AM.
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