But why didn't you pick
me?? Everyone knows I'm the most beautiful in Middle-earth! And I saved Frodo from that mean ol' nasty Black Rider!
I seem to remember an accusation that you stole that horse...and besides that according to Elrond and Aragorn you've never done a lick of work in your life!
WAHHHH! *sniff* I'll show you! I'm running away and I'm never coming back!
Now look what you've done! Last time she ran away it took seventy years to get her to come back!
Oops...
But why didn't you pick
me?? Anyone knows I could beat any and all of these girls in a fight!
Legolas, repeat this word after me several times: Girls.
Hmm...girls girls girls...oh gee duh! Heheh...oops.