Sauron: Hello Gil-Galad!
*grabs Gil-Galad by the neck*
Sauron: I AM THE DARK LORD, WEILDING THE ONE RING! I AM ALL POWERFUL!
Gil-Galad: Um...Ow
*bursts into flames*
Gil-Galad: Um...ow
*starts raining*
Gil-Galad: Wow...that was lucky....
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'
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